My books Hello reader (or someone who loves a reader),

I’m taking the rest of 2025 off from fulfilling orders.

However, if you really would like a gift of a signed book(s) for someone (or yourself), please email PA@authorlaneoneil.com with your request, and I’ll see what can be done.
  • Ari's zip up hoodie

    Ari’s zip up hoodie

    Price range: $35.50 through $37.50

    The kind of jacket you wish you could wear year round. <3 • 50% polyester, 25% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon • Fabric weight 5.6 oz/yd² (189.9 g/m²) • Unisex fit (men may want to order a size up for a looser fit) • Side-seamed construction • Hooded • Kangaroo pocket • Blank product…

  • Fortuna Logo Sweatshirt

    Fortuna Logo Sweatshirt

    Price range: $29.00 through $33.00

    Delightfully gaudy and irresistably cozy. • 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Classic fit • 1×1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which…

  • Fortune Favors the Bold Sweatshirt

    Fortune Favors the Bold Sweatshirt

    Price range: $29.00 through $40.50

    Fortune especially favors those who treat themselves to sweatshirts. <3 • 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Pre-shrunk • Classic fit • 1×1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem This product is made especially for you as soon as…

  • Short Sleeve Dawn's Diner Logo T-Shirt

    Short Sleeve Dawn’s Diner Logo T-Shirt

    Price range: $16.50 through $23.00

    If I could make them come smelling like breakfast food, I would. • 100% ring-spun cotton • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh,…